i wish i could momentary disconnect from life you know… like die for a couple of months, perhaps a couple of years and then come back fresh and new to finally start living but i cant… i dont feel like talking, i dont feel like doing nothing at all so i beg your comprehension if i dont want to talk to nobody in all this time. i’ve come to a point where the only sane solution is to leave this country or at least this town but i cant i have responsibilities. i don’t feel like me lately, i can’t recognize myself anymore i dont know who i really am. i think that if breathing wasn’t involuntary i might just stop doing it. i can´t speak i cant read i cant stay focus for more than a couple of minutes. i feel exhausted. i just need a break.. so before i make something stupid i’ll just leave the freaking internet for a couple of weeks. love you. bye

im done.

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Three men came across a female genie who promised to grant each one their wish. The first man said, ” I wish I were twenty-five percent smarter”. The genie blinked, and the man said, “Hey, I feel smarter already”. The second man said, ” I wish I were fifty percent smarter”. The genie blinked and the man exclaimed, “That’s wonderful! I think I know things now that I didn’t know before”. The third man said, ” I’d like to be one hundred percent smarter”.

So the genie blinked and the man turned into a woman.

"

Sidney Sheldon 

"The Best Laid Plans"

armadillo:

*googles how to become famous without any talent*

Have you tried with “Kim kardashian”

(Source: armadillo)

politicsprose:

How Long Does It Take to Read Popular Books?

Going by the average reading rate of most adults (300 words per minute), Personal Creations mocked up this infographic to put some of literature’s most popular works into perspective.

Via Electric Lit.

crofethr:

denali-winter:

BAM.

I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

(Source: sandandglass)

frostytower:

disneyaddictgirl:

neko-chicana:

tifamex:

"The first Disney Movie to tell girls they can fight too is Frozen!"

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"Frozen is the first Disney Movie where the girl didn’t need a man to save her!! <3 "

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"Frozen is the first Disney movie about loving sisters!"

"Frozen is the first Disney movie to question why someone would get married after knowing them for only a day."

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"Frozen is the first film to have a blonde male lead who doesn’t fit the cookie cutter mold

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caseyanthonyofficial:

babygirlminaj:

taylor swift said blue ivy is cute for a black baby…

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OH NO

526,451 plays

airbenderedacted:

arantula:

senorpacman:

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so fucking done

GADFHADJGADVG IM GONAN DIE I CAN’T BREATHE

splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

youflabbergastedme:

orangeitnblack:

pretty sure it’s katy perry

or jared leto

my anaconda dont want none unless you read books hun

my anaconda dont want none unless you buy me books hun