i wish i could momentary disconnect from life you know… like die for a couple of months, perhaps a couple of years and then come back fresh and new to finally start living but i cant… i dont feel like talking, i dont feel like doing nothing at all so i beg your comprehension if i dont want to talk to nobody in all this time. i’ve come to a point where the only sane solution is to leave this country or at least this town but i cant i have responsibilities. i don’t feel like me lately, i can’t recognize myself anymore i dont know who i really am. i think that if breathing wasn’t involuntary i might just stop doing it. i can´t speak i cant read i cant stay focus for more than a couple of minutes. i feel exhausted. i just need a break.. so before i make something stupid i’ll just leave the freaking internet for a couple of weeks. love you. bye
Three men came across a female genie who promised to grant each one their wish. The first man said, ” I wish I were twenty-five percent smarter”. The genie blinked, and the man said, “Hey, I feel smarter already”. The second man said, ” I wish I were fifty percent smarter”. The genie blinked and the man exclaimed, “That’s wonderful! I think I know things now that I didn’t know before”. The third man said, ” I’d like to be one hundred percent smarter”.
So the genie blinked and the man turned into a woman.
"The Best Laid Plans"
*googles how to become famous without any talent*
Have you tried with “Kim kardashian”
"The first Disney Movie to tell girls they can fight too is Frozen!"
"Frozen is the first Disney Movie where the girl didn’t need a man to save her!! <3 "
"Frozen is the first Disney movie about loving sisters!"
"Frozen is the first Disney movie to question why someone would get married after knowing them for only a day."
"Frozen is the first film to have a blonde male lead who “doesn’t fit the cookie cutter mold””
*eats 4 slices of pizza*
im so full
*eats another 4 slices of pizza*
my anaconda dont want none unless you read books hun
my anaconda dont want none unless you buy me books hun